About Us


A Brief History

Rustler Technologies Incorporated was founded in 1900, where it began as a global corporate company developing early mechanical products. When the banks crashed in the early 1900s, Rustler kept their sales up--they continued to create high-quality products well into the 1940s, when they started producing cars. In the early 2000s, Rustler had already developed a variety of software and a world-class operating system. Today, they are one of the world's leading software production companies. To see more about our history, visit the History page.

Our Promise

"90% of the companies on Earth have a reputation for producing high-cost products for a mediocre quality. Only a handfull of companies sell extremely low-cost and high-quality products. Rustler's goal is to expand the amount of companies in that category so that they become the leading companies of the world. At Rustler, we put customer satisfaction and price at the top of our list."

- Harvey Warderwar, CEO

Our "No-Nonsense" Promise

HARVEY’S IN THE STORM DRAIN HARVEY HAS SOME HIP PAIN HARVEY’S HIT THE FLOOR NOW HE YELPED, “OW!”

HARVEY’S IN THE STORM DRAIN TRYING TO RESCUE A BANANA AND HE DROVE HIS MINI-VANNA TO THE BANANA

HARVEY’S ON THE TOILET NOW AND HE SMACKED THE TOILET AND THE TOILET WENT “POW!” HARVEY’S HIT THE FLUSH LEVER HE SAID, “BETTER!” HARVEY’S IN THE TOILET TANK FISHING MONEY OUT OF HIS BANK

…HARVEY’S IN THE BEDROOM NOW HARVEY’S CALLING HIS FRIEND “SAU” HARVEY’S OUT OF THE WOODS NOW HARVEY’S IN BED NOW

And Finally...

The extortionate Microsoft, in its consternation, demonstrates defenestration, and runs and runs and runs and runs away.

Thanks to my pal Rustler, who saved the day.

MICROSOFT: Hey, twinky, give me my twenty-five cents.

RUSTLER: No way.

MICROSOFT: Grr--

RSUTLER: Okay, okay.

Rustler's Satisfaction Guarantee

Rustler's products, when purchased, come with a 5-year warranty on washing machines, projectors, etc. This allows Rustler's customers to return or have their product repaired within the next 5 years if anything should go wrong. Rustler's satisfaction guarantee is the way that they ensure that their customers get maximum satisfaction with their product.

What We Value

At Rustler, we value your satisfaction with our products--not only do we care what you think about our products, but we make sure that the products you purchase are high-quality and low-cost. If you have any problems with the cost of your product, or you think that we've not done a good job with a product, then we won't allow you to go without satisfaction. We refuse to let customers buy high-priced and low-quality Ruster products.

Our Employees

Software Engineers

  • Pooh Warderwar, Senior Engineer
  • Harvey Berkley, Engineer
  • Duffy Klondike, Engineer
  • Bert Anderson, Reviewer
  • Sales Managers

  • Ping Warderwar, Lead Manager
  • Herbert Nelson, Manager
  • Thomas Steve, Manager
  • Project Managers

  • Arthur Vibes, Lead Manager
  • Jordan Pull, Manager
  • Mike Anderson, Manager
  • Human Resources

  • Claude Webster, Lead Director
  • Berkey Anderson, Manager
  • Harvey Walbert, Manager

  • Our Product Pledge

    We make high-quality software. We make low-priced software. We make non-pirated software. We make modern software. Rustler is devoted to providing products that do not have in-app purchases. Rustler is devoted to providing products that do not have trim levels to the point that it is confusing. Rustler is devoted to providing products that do not have subscriptions. Rustler wants their customers to have a genuine experience that is not clouded over by subscriptions, pirating, excessive trim levels, in-app purchases, or excessive pricing. Rustler is a company, not a greedy corporation that throws away large sums of money.


    Rustler Sales Mission

    Rustler pledges to make their sales consistent and high. Rustler pledges to make sure their products don't ever sell low, and they will concentrate hardest on satisfying their customers and making sure that their sales don't just stay at average. At Rustler, we want more than just average sales: We want high sales that will help us grow and acquire more loyal customers.

    Thanks for choosing Rustler.